i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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