he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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