dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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