is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sext me about skeletons
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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