I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you win again, gameday.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
should my penis look like a turkey
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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