I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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