the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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