You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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