The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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