Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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