bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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