your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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