Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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