Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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