Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm always down for nudity.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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