we're blogging at a bar
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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