So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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