you're like a bully in the Christmas story
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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