She's JV to your varsity
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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