Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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