Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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