have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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