Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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