I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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