I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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