Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i now understand why vodka
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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