Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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