The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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