His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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