i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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