I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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