she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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