spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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