I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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