i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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