Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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