Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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