Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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