i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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