Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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