when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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