You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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