u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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