Already got asked if we're dating
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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