Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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