I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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