she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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