Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
