its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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