I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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