Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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