Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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