Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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